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This was left in my Formspring.
It’s a guy doing a wonderfully amusing summary of the second chapter of Twilight.
I laughed to the point of tears.
I am now laughing out loud and I haven’t even gotten past 1:08. I don’t want to continue because then it will be over sooner. Everyone please watch this.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is Alex Day and he’s hilarious. Watch him demean Twilight.
“WHY DOES NOTHING PLEASE YOU?!”
Oh my God, I have a stomachache now from laughing so hard.
*Currently rolling in fits of LOL*
ahahahhaha this is so funny and i loved the book!
Via I belong in a field.
I would really love this couch/bed situation to be in my dorm room right now.
likeneelyohara:paleshades:coronitadarling:sinaradawn:escapethiscity:deliriumtremendous:(via loveyourchaos)
But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
– Umberto Eco (via daniellekiemel) Via There is happiness & there is sorrowShe was beautiful, in the quiet way that lonely, unnoticed people are beautiful to those who notice them.
– Jedediah Berry (via daniellaa) (via georgealwaysjuicy) (via surrenderlove) (via longlivethequeen) (via sugarspun) (via breathsoftruth) Via I belong in a field.



